Scruffy Bird (thirteen_ravens) wrote in mchy,
Scruffy Bird

Buffy the Bouncer

Meet Buffy.

Age: About 13.
Weight: Over.
Star Sign: Capricorn or Aquarius
Colour: Tabby and White
Occupation: Violence.
Also likes snoring, groaning and eating. Is very attached to me, occasionally by her claws (I have a three inch long scratch across my hand from yesterday to prove it.)
Likes: Men, food, elastic bands, Whiskas "Snacky Mouse" cat toy, sleeping on my bed for hours and hours, crapping on Mum's neat gravel path.
Dislikes: Being moved off chairs, neighbours cats, being ignored.
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